pole hugger

a stupid fuckin bitch that hugs pole like a dipshit

shut up you stinky pole hugger

by crackdaddy xshondahaidurken April 16, 2022

The Hungarian Popsicle

Authentic Hungarian treat. Creampie a woman’s asshole and smear the leakage on your penis. Dip your lathered meat into a prepped bowl of paprika and have the woman suck you off. Élvezd!

Erzsébet: “Why do you have this bowl of Paprika in your room?”

István: “Would you like a late night snack, you would love the Hungarian Popsicle it is an absolute treat”

Erzsébet: “That sounds delicious, yes please”

by Keeper_of_the_Realm01 August 16, 2022

Blanket hugger

A Native America

Wanna trade some beads and corn you blanket hugger

by Wishy July 17, 2022

Hookah hugger

A person who never let go, never pass or takes a really long time to pass the hookah

A person who takes their time before they pass it

You a hookah hugger

She’s a hookah hugger I can’t take her out to the hookah bar

by NielM July 22, 2022

chi-hugger

A still and placid insect (or other) that causes minimal disturbance whilst it finds any part of a tree to hug* with its tiny feet, arms, or other. Eg: a cicada

*bugs, not drugs 🤣

"These chi-huggers could put hippies to shame. They sit here all day and never move."

"You are such a chi-hugger"
"I know I am, and I'm not afraid to use it, they help me breathe."

"He was holding his cup of coffee for hours like some chi-hugging cicada that sits on the side of a tree."

by Mr H20 August 29, 2022

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

Holster Hugger

Wannabe Cops. People that want to be best friends with anyone in a law enforcement uniform.

That person wants to be a cop so bad, but they are just a holster hugger.

by anonymous October 28, 2022