by Bob man smith the 3rd May 21, 2022
Get the combine google mug.When a person standing face to face with you and one eye looking directly at you and the other is looking somewhere else. Also see “cock-eyed.”
“I don’t even know what to do when I see that google-eyed girl. I mean, do I focus on the eye that’s looking at me or the one that’s looking over there?”
by BrigittaSuzannaLouisa June 4, 2022
Get the google-eyed mug.When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.
Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.
by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022
Get the Google-Screwed mug.Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
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by vinaysmells April 4, 2022
Get the smoking google mug.I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
by The SQUIP April 5, 2022
Get the I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”. mug.An iconic command you say that triggers Google Assistant on your Android phone, tablet, or Google Home speaker. Saying "Ok Google" has been a thing on Android phones ever since 2013 back when it was known as Google Now. The trigger phrase has now expanded to include "Hey Google".
Friend 1: *rings doorbell*
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 10, 2022
Get the Ok Google mug.when you vent about all of your problems on a google doc in order to find clarity or get something out. could be because you can't afford a therapist or don't want to see one and need some relief right then.
by gotothemorgue April 17, 2022
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