Fortnite Kid

9 year olds that play a game called "Fortnite" where they just shoot each other and buy overpriced "skins". Many people call these cringe-y 9 year olds "fortnite kids". When fortnite kids start arguments over something, they mainly try to start an argument with someone that plays a really popular game called Roblox. Usually they miserably fail, continuing to prove the cringe that they are. Whenever they are in a game and get killed, they usually scream into a microphone if they have one.

Fortnite Kid: "Fortnite is such an amazing game i cant believe anyone would play things like "Roblox" that game is lame"
Litterally anyone: "Yeah Yeah.. you keep thinking that Fortnite Kid"
Fortnite Kid: "iM pRoUd oF pLaYiNg fOrTnItE sO sToP bEiNg a lOsEr aNd sO lAmE"

by Submitted By you May 23, 2021

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Fortnite Balls

When someone is being watched while playing Fortnite, they seek up Fortnite balls on their mother's phone and don't erase the search history, resulting in their being taken to an adoption facility.

billy bob: " i am definitly gonna look up fortnite balls on my moms phone"
Mom:" Youre getting a new family."
Billy bob:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

by skopix March 24, 2022

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Fortnite Season

Another way of saying 3 months, or 1 quarter of a year.

Marco: Hey Polo, when did I open this lunch meat?
Polo: I think it was one Fortnite Season ago.
Marco: Shit, it’s now expired.

by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019

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Jim Fortnite

The inventor of Fortnite

Person 1: Ayo who that guy that did invented Fortnite
Person 2: Ayy Bruv that's Jim Fortnite

by BingleBong October 4, 2021

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fortnite godzilla

A sexual position in which a man slides his penis rapidly through a purple onion with a hole cut into its center.

Man 1: "Hey man, my penis hasn't been crying tears of manhood lately."
Man 2: "Hmm, if you do a fortnite godzilla, it should fix that. Let me help you."

by Loverboy230 March 30, 2022

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