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Lames Disease

A severe sickness related to ones social health. This disease is characterized by both boring and lazy attitudes towards anything related to interacting with people and staying by themselves every night of the week. People with this disease will typically create elaborate lies just to get out of spending time with friends, some of those include; Creating a fake job, fake significant others, fake family reunions, and fake financial issues among other things.
Andrew's Lames Disease must be flaring up, he told us ain't coming to play ball because he has to work but I heard he got fired weeks ago.
by RBSmoove March 12, 2018
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Crone's disease

An irritation/inflammation-based affliction of the ears and stomach caused by watching too many Neil Crone movies.
I should have known better than to binge-watch The Ridonculous Race --- hearing Dwayne's nasally prattle for eight hours straight has given me a major case of Crone's disease.
by QuacksO April 8, 2017
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Man Disease

Were either you are looking at something but do not see it or you always have to be right.
"Honey, does anything look any different?"

"Um...no?"

"Seriously! Typical man disease."
by Captain DRock April 25, 2010
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give head disease

you have to give someone head in the next hour or your gonna die
I think I might have give head disease
by milflover69699696 July 5, 2021
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sangita disease

someone that is slower then everyone else mentally
HA HA HE has the sangita disease
by murda man. June 30, 2022
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Childstein's Disease

A condition which effects nearly all humans, the suffering will have ownership of 1 or more miniature humans which drain resources and waste the time and energy of the otherwise capable. The diesease can last anywhere from 18 years and longer.
Did you see Jack's wife she is swelled up with Childstein's Disease, she should have gone to the doctor and gotten that tumor removed.
by Dr. Seymour Childstein November 26, 2012
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Mink Disease

When everyone suddenly decides to get the same haircut/style, esp. short hair with shaved/short sides.
“Wow Mink Disease is spreading like wildfire! I can’t believe everyone is getting the same haircut!”
by Indonesian Sauce Website April 10, 2024
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