crack or joker

summertime game- approaching a human by whatever means, (car, bike, cycle, etc) seeing a scantily clad exerciser and trying to determine the sex (handicaps for bad eyesight!!) ie: crack or joker??

i came upon a human with a perky butt while playing crack or joker, but it was a DUDE!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

crack napkin

adj. A person that far exceeds being a normal asshole.

John is not just an asshole, he is a Crack Napkin

by acglow February 10, 2014

Crack English

The term you use when a nigga can barely speak english, yah maann fuk deee bithess tonight.
Aka mumble rappers.

Dude this guy is speaking like a badly beaten nigger.
You mean Crack English?

by ARacistMotherFubber January 5, 2019

Crack Plaque

The male equivalent of a tramp stamp.

Sweet crack plaque, dude. The tribal butterfly design really represents you.

by coppywrites May 1, 2016

Hydro cracked

The act of pouring water down someones exposed butt crack. Aka hide your crack. Defined by Bronwyn.

My brothers butt-crack was hanging out so i hydro cracked him

by swampcrack February 5, 2012

Crack Attacked

When one's pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their buttocks and or the crack of their buttocks.

Clara: Alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!

Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.

by Lisser Lou March 13, 2010

Poon Crack

The slit of the female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina

I like me some nice tight poon crack.

by beatdownmonk September 23, 2009