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by eagleclawdg December 20, 2021
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clitsmith

She moaned as he was certainly a skilled clitsmith
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Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022
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Closer

Context: relationships. The person who get its right with your dream guy or girl after you break up with them because you didn't think they were worth it. The closer finishes what you started, but with loyalty, integrity, and consistency you couldn't muster. The closer acts as a catalyst to your ex find their inner strength, causing them to shine brighter and stronger than you ever could. Usually with regard to the one that got way.
Matt: Hey Dick, are you and Jenny will get back together? I saw her the other day, and she looks freaking amazing!
Dick: no, dude, she's with Ian now, and won't even take my calls. That dude's a closer. I don't have a chance.
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Closet Demon

'Closet demon' a name of some asshole named "Abrar Muhammad Ashiq" He would always fail all his classes, and be in one of them cringey middle school relationships.
The closet demon is drunk, and he is always high.
by Someonethattisbetter May 29, 2022
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Closet sexual

Someone who is part of the lgbtq+ but swears on everything that they are not
by Spy Junior July 3, 2022
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Clitsack

Another term for "FUPA", or 'fat upper pussy area's.
Dude did you see Judy from accounting in those leggings? Her clitsack was totally flopped over.
by Generic message010101 July 6, 2022
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