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Christmas Music Clear

When slinging lizards in your EMS shit box rockin a shitty rigs awareness month during the holiday season, once finished slinging your crack head to the local hospital of course, you crank the Christmas jams and purposely hold the radio microphone away from your face, so when you clear with your Satin loving dirty button pushing dispatchers, they get to hear the lovely Christmas music
“How can we piss off our dispatchers today?” “Oh imma give them the good ole Christmas Music Clear”
by Firebasedemsinstreal November 29, 2020
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Christmas

Christmas is going in the wrong direction if it has become kissing ass to win a TV Christmas dance show competition. That's not what Christmas is about.
Christmas wasn't kissing ass to win a TV show Christmas dance competition before.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
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Nashville Christmas Bomber

To learn more about the Nashville Christmas Bomber, see Looney Maga Bomber.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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Christmas

A very old man breaks into your house, gives you the present and unloads the sack.
Christmas is a fun time for Riley Reid!
by bluraps_ - insta (I do music) December 30, 2020
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Christmas

The single best time of the year. Family, friends and presents. The definition of that “warm cozy feeling
by google_was_my_idea. January 1, 2021
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Christmas

When and old fat man breaks into your house or something from your chimney, and leave you presents that his small children elves make and wrap, while he gets the credit. He then proceeds to steal your cookies and milk WHEN YOU COULD’VE FUCKING EATEN THEM JIM.
Patricia: “Yay! Santa brought us presents
Jim: “Well no duh, it’s Christmas 🙄”
by life.is.shit =) January 7, 2021
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Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
by Monke_man January 21, 2021
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