A strange fat man that lives in unlivable climate breaks into your house through the chimney then eats your food and drinks your milk and somehow can read your mind and knows what present to give you.
by violet_frogg December 2, 2020
Get the Christmasmug. Little country town in south central Oregon where there’s vast fields of green. A destination where the locals know each other by name and famous for cowboy dinner tree. As old as time and sightseeing from beginning of time.
Don’t come here we don’t want you here.
Quit stealing stuff to, your pissing people off.
Don’t come here we don’t want you here.
Quit stealing stuff to, your pissing people off.
by Sagebrush Boy July 21, 2023
Get the Christmas Valleymug. by Smallwiggly69 May 13, 2021
Get the national christmasmug. The few days after Christmas in which one of your relatives or friends realizes they forgot your gifts. They then go to your house to drop them off. Thus causing the After Christmas Effect.
My Grandma just came over with an After Christmas Effect. She forgot our presents again... This happens every year.
by Katie Marie Bell January 7, 2012
Get the After Christmas Effectmug. December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout
by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023
Get the National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout daymug. Tom the Christmas hound, Is a legendary in ancient creature that works for Santa. When kids can’t go to sleep at night on Christmas Eve he goes to everybody’s house and snuggles with them until they fall asleep. He spends the whole night doing around the world and making kids fall sleep worldwide. He is a very cute animal whose dad was probably a teddy bear and his mama dog.He is a very well-trained hound and never disobeyed his master, which is Santa.
by Owner of the Christmas puppy January 17, 2018
Get the Christmas Houndmug. by raunchyraul December 27, 2021
Get the Soap for Christmasmug.