When you're milking your girls throat with one hand, while simultaneously wearing her asshole like a sock puppet on the other. Becoming trapped plugging up two erupting swamp geysers.
"Strap really pulled Rory inside out last night. She broke free from the Chinese Finger Trap and redecorated the room."
by Tango Taco September 8, 2023
Get the Chinese Finger Trapmug. by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019
Get the Chinese hot fudge popsiclemug. by anonymous September 21, 2020
Get the Chinese checkersmug. Pop music in the chinese language
by thecharacterwannie July 6, 2022
Get the chinese popmug. Mei was wearing a tank top at school today and so I could see her long armpit hair. Talk about a bad case of Chinese Rapunzel.
by Naddy Quasar June 18, 2011
Get the Chinese Rapunzelmug. The act of when you're eating a girl out and she farts in your mouth. You hide the fart in your cheek and you go up to her nose, put your mouth over it and blow the fart into her nasal cavity.
"Bro I was with this girl last night and she farted in my mouth, so to get her back I gave her a Chinese Blowfish"
by GUMBLEBEAST May 15, 2021
Get the Chinese Blowfishmug. a diabolical curse on your life. the teachers barley know English and send you too the office for no reason, and just cause the other kids Asian doesn't mean has amazing at everything, like jeez Louise. and the teachers a fag
by SPECIAL NED November 16, 2021
Get the chinese classmug.