Chinese Finger trap

When you are "soaking" your dick inside the pussy and then the pussy gets dry from no stimulation and then the dick gets trapped. It goes goes down hill from there.

Nathaniel: "She got me caught in that Chinese FInger Trap when I was trying to soak my member"

by Ken_Dolla February 26, 2018

Socialism with Chinese Characteristics

A poor man's socialist system that the Communist Party of China (CPC) or CCP claims is a whole new ideology invented by Deng Xiaoping that takes the "good parts" of capitalism without the bad, and the "good parts" of socialism without the bad and combines them to form the number 2 spot for Gross Domestic Production (GDP) globally. But is in reality just whatever the CCP says it needs to do to pursue economic growth while justifying their authoritarian grip on power in China.

A: Okay students, can anyone tell me what is the economic system of China?
B: Capitalism? Duh, Jack Ma is rich AF..
A: Incorrect.
B: Ohh Communism? They are run by a communist party--
A: Wrong again, their economic system runs on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics!
B: Really? Wow, how does this system work?
A: I don't know B, read a damn book, they change the definition every time a new general secretary is in power so 10 years from now it could mean just having an economy based off chinese scam call centres for all I know!

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023

Chinese

People with rectangle eye sight

Chinese are very bad at seeing

by bomberclat January 21, 2024

Chinese Food

Chinese Food is slang for the powder variation of heroin. Typically comes in a white, off-white, or even brown powder form.

Say, bruh, any more "Chinese Food" on deck?

by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ December 20, 2024

Chinese Dumpling

The act of dipping a mans balls in a soup then proceeding to lick and bite his testicular sack.

Amanda: Hello my dear sir, would you like to perform the Chinese Dumpling with me?
Clarence: “Yes.”

by Hello(xx)? August 26, 2021

Chinese Boredom

So bored you can't speak/type properly.

Person I : "excellet
excellent*
jesus."

Person II : "Chinese typing again?"

Person I : " Yeah, Chinese Boredom= Right now."

by NottaRealNameIIVIVIV December 25, 2010

chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.

Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!

by Giraffesgotmoves May 3, 2018