Chinese Roulette

Ordering the soup of the day in a Chinese restaurant.

“Tim ordered the soup of the day and played Chinese Roulette. Let’s hope he gets egg drop and not a bat”

by Yusha al Amriki April 21, 2020

Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special

Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree

by The back door bandit January 30, 2025

chinese mafia

a gang of people, example ben mackeen

oh lord its ben mackeen in the chinese mafia

by naked ghandi January 1, 2023

Chinese flashbang

when a girl has explosive diarrhea and it all comes out as you’re eating her ass

i was eating this girl out and she let a chinese flashbang out.

by chickenass69lol December 7, 2020

Chinese hotdog

A sexual act upon where a recipient will bend over spreading their butt cheeks and a partner will slide a dragon tongue pepper into their anus.

Lorna shrieked in terror as her infernal anus fried from a chinese hotdog.

by CatButtPaperCut July 12, 2019

chinese ice cream

The term for eating blue waffles.

"Hey Ben how is that Chinese ice cream?"

by Ben shitty February 28, 2017

Chinese Backdoor

When your partner penetrates you anally with chopsticks.

After eating Chinese takeout my fortune cookie told me to expect an unwelcome surprise. Later I was going to let my boyfriend fuck me doggy style but he pranked me with the Chinese backdoor.

by Obiwannobie April 22, 2020