The Chinese Zodiac

The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.

"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."

by SliceyAndDicey April 23, 2018

Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.

I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not

by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022

chinese democracy

A situation where everyone votes on how to deal with an issue or situation. Then the person who calls for the vote decides without taking the voters considerations , and everyone else has to like it.

Chinese Democracy in action.

Person 1: What do we all want for lunch today. Lets take a vote?
Person 2: Pizza
Person 3: Indian food
Person 3: Mexican

Person 5: I want pizza too
Person 6: I'm cool with Indian food
Person 7: I could go got pizza
Person 8: I fancy tacos
Person 1: Well i'm ordering sushi

by Flange22 February 7, 2020

Chinese Freeway

A three-way (MMF) performed in the front seats off a moving car. The female participant lays across both the driver and passenger seats and receives both the driver and passenger (orally and presumeably vaginally) at the same time. The name derives from the fact that only someone of short stature (such as a Chinese person) could successfully pull this maneuver off without knocking out a window.

"Did you hear about Dee, Charlie, and Abraham? They got a wreckless driving ticket for having a Chinese Freeway on the Dallas North Tollway!"

by Noah the Red March 9, 2015

Chinese finger trap

When one stretches their foreskin over another's penis fully covering it, imitating a Chinese finger trap.

person1: yo bro lets Chinese finger trap!
person2: no homie you've been watching to man VTubers

by ColeRed2000 September 26, 2021

Chinese Sheep

A Chinese Sheep is a person who has pubes long enough to completely cover his/her private area.

Hey man, I fucked a Chinese Sheep last night.

by KuffedPants May 21, 2017

Chinese Liberal

Someone who wants to live in a communist state but rejects calling it communism. This person wants everyone else to be forced to do all the work and do no work themselves.

Jon is upset because he doesn't want to do anything and wants everyone else to be forced to pull their own weight. Jon is a chinese liberal.

by saralipsy November 29, 2023