By increasing certain taxes, lowering other taxes, adding new taxes, removing others as well as giving new and old taxes old and new names the Government performs circus math, a dazzling display of calculations that few people can ever figure out.
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Get the circus math mug.The god of the jedi (II) religion. Represented by a penis with boobies for balls. Boys must be circumsiced to be a part of this religion. Girls are exempt from the circumcision because it's gross.
Doctor: All hail Circumsta! And live a humble life for fear of his cummy wrath!
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Get the circumsuction mug.When ever a female (or a male) takes violent anal sex and the remains can be accurately described as a "circle bacon". It is called a circle bacon because the 'ring' around the anus resembles a circle of heavily cooked bacon.
Hey bro, I went over to Becca's last night and gave her some serious anal sex. I think I gave her a circle bacon, bro.
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Bryan is quite a Circus Master the way he works his friends so he is always the one they kick it with when they have money, but when their broke he kicks them to the curb.Yea he's a regular Puppet Master.
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