Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.
by QuacksO December 2, 2023
Get the poster childmug. The sexiest ginger to ever exist, you’ll bust a fat fucking nut just by looking at him. And the amount of money that man has is unreal..and the amount of stamina that man has in sex..
“Oh my god I had the best sex of my life with childe last night, he’s so fucking kinky. I’m orgasaming just by thinking about it..”
“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”
“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”
“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”
“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”
“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”
“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”
by Cockokok July 30, 2021
Get the Childemug. by BestieBAKAbae May 23, 2021
Get the Child supportmug. A super big ole' kid. Physically they must be much larger than they should be for their age. They also must have "Big kid" energy meaning they are dominating.
by BigChungus100 October 27, 2020
Get the Big Childmug. Something you can call your friends when they are acting like a child. It is also something fun to laugh about so don't take it personally!!
by karen_linda0 August 17, 2020
Get the Childmug. 
Childe is a boy that’s sweet, nice, caring and charming but doesn’t notice it as he is dense. At first, Childe seems like an average guy but you will soon come to realize that his warmness makes him different from other people. Everybody needs someone like Childe
Girl1: I think I have a crush on Childe
Girl2: Really?!?! He seems pretty normal to me.
Girl1: You wouldn’t understand…
Girl2: Really?!?! He seems pretty normal to me.
Girl1: You wouldn’t understand…
by Mimicatte November 23, 2021
Get the Childemug.