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Certified ripper banger

An awesome experience, party, or event that could be life changing
Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!
by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019
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Sweaty bum banger

When two men clap cheeks and the sweaty nob gets inserted after they put spunk juice in it (aka my ex’s favourite hobby)
Kyuhyun and Jeonghoon have just had sex. It was sweaty bum banger
by Lambchops123 January 31, 2021
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National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team
Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up
by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021
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Mp highschool gang bangers

We’re niggas smoke weed and do a lil bit of crack perks or zanex some of these kids claim there apart of a gang🤷 They usually were red but blue depends on how they are feeling that day.
Ex: “Mp highschool gang bangers can’t be take seriously” said one of the other students attending this bum ass school
by Clean your base boards January 14, 2022
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Garbage can banger

A man in the closet who is gay and extremely ignorant, lies and thinks his shit smells like roses to everyone around him unless they are exactly like him
Richard across the street is watching you Harry. I think he's trying to shoot you an evil eye, or undressing you in his mind. I'm pretty sure he's a garbage can banger
by Dexter2020 May 26, 2022
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Worst attempted bangers

A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.
Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers
by Big dimo August 2, 2022
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half a ball banger

Half a ball banger , is only half the ball banger , of a full on ball banger !
Yerh , narh , he’s fucken only half a ball banger , mate, trying to get attention!
by Debyumyum February 1, 2023
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