by p01uyt September 05, 2024
To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.
To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.
by Moose Driver October 14, 2013
1. (noun) something unstoppable
2. (noun) a phrase that you would do almost anything to understand
3. (noun) a story stolen from a friend and told as if it were your own
2. (noun) a phrase that you would do almost anything to understand
3. (noun) a story stolen from a friend and told as if it were your own
by ;) December 03, 2004
Driving a Rig
Driving a Rig is the act of sexual intercourse to a very large female from behind in the doggystyle position while your underwear is in her mouth.
Driving a Rig is the act of sexual intercourse to a very large female from behind in the doggystyle position while your underwear is in her mouth.
by Byrant Yep May 28, 2024
Similar to the American "drive-by" the French drive-over is driving someone over rather than driving beside and shooting them. This was popularized after the French saw the rest of the world and lost all respect, desperate to get rid of those other impure men, they flattened them under heavy rocks. This was later adopted by the car as it was far more fun, far easier and had the exact same effect. This practice has been replicated by other countries in the modern age as well, although, by filthy outsiders.
18-Something
*French engineer* We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans"
*French engineer* "We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*All together* "Hon Hon Hon!"
Modern age:
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans". "Get the cheese wheels ready monsieur, we're doing A French drive-over! Time to flatten them like crepes!"
*French engineer* We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans"
*French engineer* "We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*All together* "Hon Hon Hon!"
Modern age:
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans". "Get the cheese wheels ready monsieur, we're doing A French drive-over! Time to flatten them like crepes!"
by Kurts December 05, 2017
by Sid-the_sloth!!!!1!!1 April 08, 2017
So, drive your car into my garage means slide that throbbing cock into my hot, wet love tunnel (vagina).
I’m so horny and I need you to drive your car into my garage, otherwise, I will burst. NOW! Peddle to the metal!
by Purplenado March 07, 2023