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crusty asshole 

When someone ejaculates onto your asshole and is left and dried around your asshole.
Shut up you crusty asshole licker.
crusty asshole by MitchyyOG May 16, 2016

Blister This Asshole 

A term used to say lets "GTFO".
"C'mon Kage, lets blister this asshole."

Self centered asshole-ness 

A PERSON WHO IS VERY SELF CENTERED AND HAS AN ATTITUDE OF AN ASSHOLE

Also known as: Luke
I am done with luke’s self centered asshole-ness...

satan’s asshole 

I fucking hate Texas it’s like living in satan’s asshole.
satan’s asshole by mhstipline October 15, 2018

elastic asshole 

The rectum of a female or even male that has been fucked roughly or "slammed" so many times that it is totally reamed out at a much larger size that it can stretch to anytime, at will. Making it useful for quick anal action with absolutely no effort.
I'm going over to Sally's house tonight because I heard that bitch has an elastic asshole.
elastic asshole by Jack Adick January 6, 2005

grandpa's an asshole

A sick yet great song by Blink 182!
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass

when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed

and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!
grandpa's an asshole by Lizzy March 19, 2005