the act of putting a penis on the womens eye and rubbing it around until the man ejaculates. after that the man then farts in the womens cum eye to create a blurry excruciating sensation on the womens eye
The Texas Eye Injection is more fun than it sounds. Its even better than watching a unicorn and a t-rex giving each other head.
by cum aid123 March 26, 2011
When you have a girl on her back for anal intercourse, you pull out and rub your member on her belly button to make it brown then unload in her belly button. Hence the mud puddle.
Troy: So how did your date go with Mindy?
Ernie: I didn't think anything was going to happen but before I knew it she was on her back and I was giving her a Texas Mud Puddle.
Ernie: I didn't think anything was going to happen but before I knew it she was on her back and I was giving her a Texas Mud Puddle.
by Lunchbox2 March 08, 2011
When you're weeded out and you have to stop typing an order in to hold the restroom door open for a stranger like some kind of registered sex offender.
by Eclass_87 December 21, 2016
A lit school where it is pretty chill and everyone just chills, ok at football and everything else but just chill better than Frisco,Prosper,Gunter and all of them people are a little cocky about football
by JUSTGOTSNIP3D ;) u know who May 29, 2019
Texas turnaround is when a redneck, 'Publican, "Trump" follower type, marries, fucks, or has babies with a Mexican, or Mexican American.
by realtxes September 18, 2015
A particularly obnoxious and dangerous fecal pellet. Originate from the position of Governor of Texas. Highly toxic to national economies, extremely damaging to the American middle class, and destructive to U.S. global standing if allowed to range beyond their native territory. Actually much smaller than they appear once stripped of braggodocio and puffery. A hick, particularly appealing to the school yard bully/redneck, wealthiest 2%, and corporate outsourcer. Love to start wars that someone else has to fight, finish, and pay for.
Mike: Did you hear who just entered the Presidential race?
Ike: Yea, thats just what this country needs, another TEXAS TICK-TURD in the White House.
Ike: Yea, thats just what this country needs, another TEXAS TICK-TURD in the White House.
by WORDLE August 16, 2011
Is when you throw up inside your girls vajayjay and you fuck her until your throw up becomes a creamy like substance, then you top it off with your own table cream (semen).
My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so i bust out the Texas Taco Salad on her. She hasnt asked for anything new ever since.
by Taconaire September 14, 2009