Alabama snag craggle

When you place a woman's knees next to her ears that makes her vagina sticks straight up in the air then you proceed to motorboat the shit out of it

Tegan always cums when he gives her an Alabama snag craggle

by Mr curve January 19, 2020

Alabama Dean

The Alabama dean is when you get a can of baked beans, open it and then with the remainder of the tin wank off inside it with the beans still intactand inside. After you have ejaculated put the beans in the microwave and eat them maybe with sausages maybe with a baked potatoe who knows?

hey chuck im making a mashed potato can you make me a Alabama dean?

by jimmy no shoes January 14, 2010

Alabama Gravy

A celebratory substance used to congratulate teammates after a grueling round of Team Slayer. Alabama Gravy is to Halo: Reach what champagne is to the Major League Baseball Postseason.

Mikey and Vin were in a close round of Arena Doubles, both were tied with 12 kills. Mikey gets the game winning kill in the form of an assassination. This majestic event was followed immediately by Vin's remark of 'Alabama Gravy!', which granted Mikey his appreciation without having to give him the satisfaction of saying he is good at Halo.

by Mike 'Goat Beard' Horan November 27, 2010

Alabama Feast

After a corpse has been buried for a period of time that renders it soft, but not falling apart. You dig it up, and butcher it. Once prepared, you set about the task of having sex with each individual piece of the corpse. After you are finished sodomizing the butchered cadaver, you prepare it into various soul food dishes and serve to the family of the deceased. Enjoy!

I dug Ryan's body up yesterday, I'm inviting his family over for an Alabama Feast tomorrow.

by takitakiboom October 21, 2010

alabama squaling monkey

a woman of african decent that lives in alabama who gets nasely penetrated after being flatulated upon.

i was about to hook up with this chick until i realized she was an alabama squaling monkey.

by luvs2sploodge August 20, 2011

Alabama meat hammer

its a common phrase used in workplaces by Indiana document annalist's

man 1-man x i cant believe how big that Alabama meat hammer was
man 2- yeah it was huge
man 3- whats a Alabama meat hammer?
man 2 and man 1- your emo

by rorsarch January 13, 2010

Alabama

The Football capital of the world. Alabama is a Southern State known for its University of Alabama and Auburn University. You’re either a Crimson Tide fan or an Aubie fan, you can’t like both! Alabama is constantly bombarded by typical Southern stereotypes when in fact it is actually a pretty nice state! Alabama also refers to University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa.

Person 1: I’m a Crimson Tide fan
Person 2: are you from Alabama
Person 1: heck yeah!

by Eastermister May 21, 2018