Short and always good at video games but he never gets girls that's why you want to be his friend because you will always have a better chance with the ladies
Luke is short
by hippopotomonstrosesquipedali December 9, 2021

March 24th is National Luke Day. It’s the day of the year to celebrate LC!! Give Luke a hug and show appreciation! Get a pic with him and post it on your story for a week of Goodluck!
Yo bro did you here it’s National Luke Day?? I’m gonna get a pic with him and post it for good luck!
by Keembaby March 23, 2022

by brett ricketts December 17, 2024

Luke is a tall brunette who loves his baseball hats. He is also an avid gamer and loves to play FIFA with his friends. Unfortunately for Luke he tends to lose a lot and will burst out in uncontrollable fits of rage nearly flipping tables and breaking controllers. If you have a Luke in your life make sure to bubble wrap your electronics.
by Yeaaaa0611 April 13, 2025

I wanna gang bang a group of midget Indian grandmas! I like to stroke my 500 inch penis and suck my big toe!
by Your right toe June 1, 2023
