man 1:ahhhhh!!!!!!!! the beast is coming! hide your kids!
man 2: why?
man 1: he will eat them!
man 2: (leaves kids outside)
man 2: why?
man 1: he will eat them!
man 2: (leaves kids outside)
by penis headed goat November 8, 2019
Get the the beastmug. A phrase comprised of many key elements, partly observed from the passing noise emanating from sub-woofer car audio systems (beastie-toasty, beastie-toasty). Unique to a small group indigenous to Birkenhead, sometimes found loitering in Nottingham
by Big Tom Rawlings June 23, 2008
Get the beast-on-toast-anator-ington-dalesworthmug. (noun)
a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. The old king gave the same stern warning to each of his children: Heed not the endless tripe of the Distraction Beast in yonder wood lest ye lose all good sense and spend your final days with him in stupor - for no sensible man will come to your aid.
b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.
c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.
c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
by TheBeastOfTheMark June 7, 2021
Get the distraction beastmug. by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 11, 2023
Get the Mr Beastmug. Look at that beast!
by coolaiddrinker101 September 9, 2021
Get the Beastmug. Person 1: did you see my boyfriend standing up to the toughest guy in school??
Person 2: yeah. He really pulled a Beast Lander.
Person 2: yeah. He really pulled a Beast Lander.
by Lander,themultipersonalityman February 18, 2022
Get the Beast Landermug. Isaac- damn the reader is a sexy beast, don't ya think
Cameron- Oh yeah, they hot as hell
Tyron- (red cause u so sexy)
Cameron- Oh yeah, they hot as hell
Tyron- (red cause u so sexy)
by HelloIamhappy_yey April 1, 2020
Get the Sexy Beastmug.