Riding the Pony Express

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.

Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.

by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 22, 2009

white knuckle ride

The act of getting high by snorting cocaine placed on your knuckles.

Those knuckle-heads were on a white knuckle ride all night!

by chitsb January 25, 2011

riding his jock

1) ingratiating oneself to another person; "kissing up" to someone; kissing ass, "sucking up" to someone, sweating them; brownnosing

2) To speak overly and/or undseservingly well of someone; fawning, gushing, starry-eyed

"Man, ever since Joey got that job working door at the new club, I can't stand to be around him if Angela comes by! She riding his jock so damn hard I want to puke!"

"My history teacher loves President Bush. You should hear him riding his jock."

by rysedk December 24, 2008

Russian Sleigh Ride

A Sexual act to which the woman sits "reverse cow girl" and lays forward to grab the mans feet while the man holds her pony tails like reigns and yells mush.

Hey babe let's take the Russian Sleigh Ride to Moscow

by Nexum crash November 1, 2018

Mexican Train Ride

When you have sex with a girl with her on top and she hops from anal to regular sex over your penis.

Only hardcore bitches like Mexican Train Rides.

by .::TITOOOOOOO::. December 11, 2010

Riding the Purple Dragon

Being under the narcotic influence of prescription cough syrup containing promethazine/codeine.

Oh shoot that's just the hallucinations man you been riding the purple dragon

by what breh July 28, 2016

riding the straight and narrow

The act of following the straight and narrow path through life, which generally means staying out of trouble and abstaining from particularly hedonistic activities like breaking moral laws and engaging in dangerous activities such as hard drugs and rampant unprotected sex with dirty ass hoes.

Parent: Have you been staying out of trouble in college?

Son: Yes mom i have been riding the straight and narrow.

by calvared November 5, 2014