The alternative to oyster cards. Can be adapted using marker pen. Put an L at the front of oyster then turn the Y into a B. Because lobsters are way more tough than oysters.
by KevinKofta March 13, 2019
On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019
by KentuckyFriedHumans June 19, 2023
nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"
SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."
AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"
nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"
SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."
AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"
nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"
by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009
(America-centric term)
A card played when a white person or another member of a non-marginalized race uses their race to make someone's point look racist, usually in defense of a marginalized race.
A card played when a white person or another member of a non-marginalized race uses their race to make someone's point look racist, usually in defense of a marginalized race.
Marginalized Person: I think chocolate glaze donuts are shit.
Non-Marginalized Person: Yeah, I agree. Have you tried vanilla glaze, though?
Some Person: I like vanilla glaze. What's so bad about chocolate glaze donuts?
Non-Marginalized Person: (pulling the Anti-Racist Card) Oh, you like vanilla glaze too, huh? Are you agreeing with me because I'm white? Fucking racist.
Non-Marginalized Person: Yeah, I agree. Have you tried vanilla glaze, though?
Some Person: I like vanilla glaze. What's so bad about chocolate glaze donuts?
Non-Marginalized Person: (pulling the Anti-Racist Card) Oh, you like vanilla glaze too, huh? Are you agreeing with me because I'm white? Fucking racist.
by memestinkyboy October 28, 2023
A Mexican who surprisingly got their green card and worked hard for it and people jokingly (hopefully) call them a green card guardian.
by Cuntyalishous January 08, 2024
The cop-out fundie atheists pull out of the bag when they cannot justify a claim they make regarding God, the Bible, etc. Usually framed as either a loaded question or a "Go could have done XYZ" routine to make God appear irresponsible at best.
Fundie Atheist: If God does not endorse slavery, why did he not condemn it?
Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain
Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?
Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.
Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?
Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.
Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?
Christian: Why should he have done it that way?
Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?
Christian: Cope harder.
Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain
Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?
Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.
Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?
Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.
Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?
Christian: Why should he have done it that way?
Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?
Christian: Cope harder.
by Charles Bakir January 28, 2022