I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

A Heavenly Southern treat. Make a regular Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich then butter the outside of the bread then grill in a frying pan until golden brown. Enjoy with a glass of milk.

Hey Connie, Mama made Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for lunch, I’ll pour us two glasses of milk.

by Ms Kitty Lorraine January 2, 2020

Fun Jelly

Slippery stuff you can get fun with, such as massage oils and gels. Not to be confused with lubricants.

“I was sorting through your room and found some fun jelly stuffed in a box”

by rkatherine January 8, 2018

Jelli

a person who is completely baked and can’t hide it to save their life

drew: dude ur so jelli. how many hits did you take?

by PackOpenerUltraLord August 16, 2019

Cram jelly

When your nutsack is sticking to your thigh

Bro I had the worst cram jelly today in precalc.

by Wakaflakaflame October 16, 2017

jelly delly

means jiggly stomach

your mom has a jelly delly

by willBud August 8, 2023

Jelly Shower

Intentionally getting stung by jellyfish so someone has to pee on you

he keeps sticking his hand in the jellyfish tank and asking strangers to pee on him as it's a "medical emergency". It's the 4th time this week he's gotten a Jelly Shower

by Jellyshowerluvr February 6, 2022