A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA
Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA
Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end
never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.
Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"
Friend: "Hell yes! The only
thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious
case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good
thing I've got two hands!!!