selling you short

a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.

ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.

ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)

ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.

by Shumongous October 13, 2014

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You can suck my A, B, C, and D!

A new phrase, created in 2020 by BP.

A - Ass
B - Butt
C - Cock
D- Dick

Person: You're an asshole!
Person 2: Well, you can suck my A, B, C, and D!

by Brenster26 March 09, 2020

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Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"

Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"

by 69trainboi August 02, 2020

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you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 13, 2022

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a Brandy thank you

To compensate a male for a kind act with oral sex.

When her car broke down on the way home, a guy stopped and gave her a jump. Brandy thanked him with a blowjob.

I didn't have any money to tip the driver and he was cute enough so I gave him a Brandy thank you.

by Lauram_Ipsum November 21, 2024

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