You Done Fucked Up

To mess up extremely past the point of no return.

Man: *doing his woman* Oh! Mary!
Woman: MARY!? WHO'S MARY!
Man: Shit.....
Woman: Oh You done fucked up now!!

by EonLover380 January 2, 2015

cut the fuck up

Strong or muscular

Danny stole your girl because he was cut the fuck up.

by Humpty72 February 19, 2018

It's every fucking day

A phrase used after someone says what they did.

Jacob: Dude! I just laid for the first time!

Colton: It's every fucking day!

by GiiRAFF November 27, 2011

spilly spash fuck

you stuff a girls pussy with spashes, make her lie on her stomach, and jump on her lower back so that all the spashes spray everywere, spillily

i spilly spash fucked brenda last night, and all the spashes stuck to my mom

by skim October 25, 2003

and then I fucked your cousin

1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.

Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...

by The Gerb May 18, 2010

King Shit of Fuck Mountain

An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.

Setting: Office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.

White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…

White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!

by gelf February 20, 2009

What the flaming flying fuck?

1. An expression of total and utter disbelief or anger. Said when something happens that is as incredible as seeing two people fuck while on fire and flying.

2. What people usually say when you show them a shock site for the first time.

1. Doctor: I'm sorry Little Timmy, but it appears that your belief in Santa Claus has somehow given you a malignant tumor in the direct center of your penis.
Little Timmy: What the flaming flying fuck?!

2. Dan: Hey guys, check out this masochistic sex video!
Everyone but Ben and Kate: WHAT THE FLAMING FLYING FUCK?

by bass turd October 30, 2010