poking your ass

Making fun of someone the wrong way

A - "I'm just poking your ass"

by exampleusrname March 11, 2022

I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

Your mom

A person who is either absolutely caring and loving towards you or in many cases a complete scumbag

Extra # 1: Hey man how´s your mom?
Extra: Can I have your mom instead

by I eat your toes for breakfast March 12, 2022

Grind your stump

Male self stimulation. Masturbation.

Hey Harrison, you ever grind your stump?

by Caterpa March 12, 2022

BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS

You looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq and you saw this word lit up in blue.

Person 1: hey dude habe you looked up vbghtycnfjruxndkeizmsleoapwq?
Person2: yeah, and I saw BORED OUT OF YOUR GOURDS was lit up.

by PencilRC1 March 13, 2022

Kiss your girlfriend day

March 14

Today is when u kiss your girlfriend on the lips, cheek, forehead, anywhere just show her u love hey

Him: Hey come here!
Her:yea?
Him: kisses*
Her what was that for?
Him: it’s National kiss your girlfriend day

by anonymous March 13, 2022

Your Mom

Your mom is a phrase commonly used among little kids about 5 to 8 years of age as an insult or a "come-back".

"What are you doing?"
"Your Mom"

by Watch out girl March 13, 2022