Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022

Comparing Shades of shit

When two things are both shitty and awful, but someone wants to whataboutism something else shitty.

Youre just comparing shades of shit.

They both are shit. It's not a competition. Stop trying to one up shit. If they're both shit. Stop splitting grey hairs.

Jess is an unemployed loser
Yeah but what about your bother John.

You're just comparing shades of shit.

by tepest January 2, 2024

shit

something that is really cool.

shit is a noun.

holy shit man! where did you get that?

by addake December 1, 2018

Shit Talking

@itzzlxdyyyy

I told you If you look up “shit talking” IM THE DEFINITION 🤣

by yun6d3liqu3n7 August 8, 2023

diddy shit

Relating to diddy and/or his allegations

Are you on that diddy shit?

by Nothingnesss November 20, 2024

Shit yeah!

When things turn out to be 100% GREAT and EXACTLY like what you wished for...

... when you least expected it and straight up out of the blue in bona fide feel-good happiness...

... these two words sums it up to a T.

My homie bought a box of take-out egg rolls, but the chef said there were no more sweet chili sauce packets.

Homie: Yo, man... they ran out of my favorite sweet chili sauce. That's messed up.

Me: Dude, I got a bottle of that sweet chili sauce the other day. You know... the one with the big cat

jumping through the flaming hoop? Got a spare bottle of that and some Sriracha Sauce, too!

Homie: Oh, shit yeah! That'll work! THAT WILL WORK!

by Wa11ar00 February 9, 2025

Piece of Shit Ass Nigga

A nigga who’s a huge piece of shit. These mfs are not to be associated with.

I could never be a piece of shit ass nigga!

by Lilniggafert May 28, 2021