You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”
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Get the Shit penis mug.Something you say when something goes terribly wrong, i.e. when you play with the alarm in the elevator and it dials the emergency communications system.
Alex: What about the lift alarm?
*RING, RINGGGG* - lift alarm is rung
*SLAM* - door shuts
*SQUEAK* - door opens
*BOOP, BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP* -phone dials
Alex: Aw shit
*RING, RINGGGG* - lift alarm is rung
*SLAM* - door shuts
*SQUEAK* - door opens
*BOOP, BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP* -phone dials
Alex: Aw shit
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Dude:Hey what are u ,
Other dude thing: im a piece of shit
Dude:i was going to say what are you doing tonight but ok
Other dude thing: im a piece of shit
Dude:i was going to say what are you doing tonight but ok
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Get the Shit bloke mug.A delicious form of dinner that comes out your ass. Referred as poop shit doo doo and many other luxurious words.
" Karen i just shit myself " "Oh no Margaret not again" The best type of shit is floor shit it has the most flavour and can be smudged around you body as a sign as a respectful person.
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Shit 2: oh shit.
Shit: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! i need to take a fat fucking shit.
Shit 2: oh shit.
Shit: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! i need to take a fat fucking shit.
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