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Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.
Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)
by Flogendorf July 24, 2012
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get your ass back behind the fucking couch

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play
Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019
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couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"
by vkwagz June 14, 2017
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Ass raped him just a little bit

A term used in prisons because so much of it happens there it's no longer a big dill to them. Means that you only ass raped them once or twice ect. to show them who's boss but not all the time.
The other prisoners said that they really like John so they only ass raped him just a little bit.
by Deep blue 2012 May 16, 2010
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It means you don't know any better or not up for the job.
Son you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground What makes you think you can do this?
by tipifire September 14, 2006
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TOYA- Talking Out Your Ass

Talking Out Your Ass-
It's when someone begins to speak or writing on face book before they know the truth, irregardless how it might make others feel. Sometimes when the truth is then explained to them, they twist what you say and speak even louder out the same orifice. We are all susceptible to this terrible condition wether we admit it or not and If left untreated it can lead to a complete break down in communication, alienation, loneliness, severe depression, and anxiety which worsens the condition. But if caught in time can be treated properly with truth and logic can be completely avoided and leave practically no ill side effects. Even with proper treatment occasional flare-ups should be expected. Laughter is also always a good antidote.
We all have relatives that TOYA- Talking out your ass.
by EMV September 29, 2013
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DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART II

The BIG LIGHT. In a figurative pejorative fashion.

The real stupid thing as this guy was so up to seeing me until I told him I got TRESPASSED at ENTOURAGE where he goes because of METH.

The LAS VEGAS ENTIRE VALLEY FILLED with them.

MATTHEW O MADDOX CEO WYNN
TOP POINTS GUY at RESORTS WORLD from SILICON VALLEY had their car broken into by SECURITY METH RING running across the STREET of RESORTS WORLD that some people in SECURITY got RACKETEERING SPECTRUM payoffs and you can say GENTING GROUP has some DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART II working for them.

He joined the DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART II as he said don't call me again , I SAID FINE!!!! because he did not realize CELINE was OUT!!!! and on t

Nitpicking as wanting so.much from me and their thanks is TRESPASSES as never go back as SILICON VALLEY is my PLACE as not a whole lot of DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART II some dirty police tactics but their SMART as they slam on the brakes because the TELEPATHY is virtually unstoppable.

Why do you act like the DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART II having for the longest time these METH HEADS and DRUG ADDICTS satelliting me around THE WYNN? when GEORGE ALEXANDER TREBEK said in his last words WISDOM so potent that MATTHEW O. MADDOX you should know better as a cute HALSEY FOUNTAIN the other day but I won't starve to DEATH if I am not taken as a 7SHE677 WEREWOLF and very insulting as now I am going to say "these meth heads stole a lot of money and property from me and that is why I asking for money to eat, " but FUCK IT I am going after the SOURCE...AMAZON CELINE METH RING URBAN DICTIONARY PHONY CHRISTOPHER METH HEAD JEEP DRIVER SAN DIEGO run away to but will AMAZON CRUSH the DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART II !!!!
by BOOMERANG EFFECT September 9, 2021
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