Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
"Get your ten" means "get your number" in slang, usually used for people with ten digit numbers in the U.S.
by milliondollapumpum December 19, 2023
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by semen eater 43 March 30, 2022
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by PencilRC1 March 13, 2022
Smacking Your Back Like It Is Telefang Is It Like Back Your Smacking
Smacking Your Back Like It Is Telefang Is It Like Back Your Smacking
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
"skin your root, darlin' my twitchette is purging like a sulk crab, in July, bc i want that throbbing cock"
by cuturclaw88 June 17, 2022
used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 26, 2012