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Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.
Damn Daniel calm your tits we will be there in 5 minutes.
by Lunalove1432 January 5, 2022
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your nans dead

when something annoying happens or someone annoys you, you say “your nans dead” or “that’s dead nan
teacher: “you boys will be staying back at lunch”
boys: “your nans fucken dead” / “that’s so dead nan

matt: *spills raspberry cruiser on dylan’s white shirt*
dylan: “your nans dead”
by nannyfanny644 January 5, 2022
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Your mum

Your mum
by Suck my ass u fat ass bitch January 6, 2022
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your face

a cuuss word to make some one sad
a boy says whoes that another replies with your face
by cus January 6, 2022
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Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
by QuacksO January 6, 2022
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National kiss your crush day

On this day January 12 you should walk up to your crush and kiss them anywhere
by Not your boyfriend 973 January 6, 2022
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National say yes to your crush day

This day is on January 6th. If your crush asks anything you have to say yes!
Girl: hey National say yes to your crush day, wanna go out with me?
Boy: shoot, yes.
by No one 655 January 6, 2022
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