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Shit crib

When playing cribbage, a crib that contains no points is called a "shit crib".
I can't believe there are no points in my crib: I got a shit crib.
by Natybumpo March 27, 2024
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Baby-shitting

the post-anal cum dump
I met up with Todd last night. You know, "The Ass Blaster"? Let's just say he left me baby-shitting.
by PlinkDinky September 21, 2022
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Shit Kah poo

An ugly faced dog. Usually a small breed with long hair and fucked eyes.
I have several shit Kah poo's for sale. They make great lap dogs.
by Mr.Goodww April 29, 2025
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Oh Shit

Something you say when you see a tiger mauling a pack of indigenous tribesmen.
"You seeing that over there? That tiger is mauling those tribesmen!"
"Oh Shit, lemme get my camera!"
*click snap*
by Cat Lad March 18, 2022
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Shit Bank

Shit Bank; Verb; Stocking up on shit and let it all out on your partner when having sex
"Im about to Shit Bank your pussy ass.
by BlueCockEater69 February 27, 2024
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Shit pasting

The act of using fecal matter as a glue like substance for crafting.
Grandma jane and I were Shit pasting a nice new bird house for the yard yesterday when i visited.
by Lemureslayer November 23, 2020
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Phoebe Sproule the living piece of shit

Phoebe sproule is a piece of shit who can steal your friends and manage to manipulate you, she is a disloyal cunt as she can be your longtime friend, in the Battle For Happy Meal Universe, She is actually a character known as +3;#8/

She was a very nice person until she befriended a possessive emo bitch names Ella Thompson, ew the thought of her makes me want to fucking sit my bare ass on fire, so she is a piece of shit because Ella made her become a horrible person, The first few victims were her male friends named Lucas Castle, Oscar King and Noah Upton, these three were dropped out of her friendship circle, Lucas was innocent and kind until Phoebe changed the way he acted, making him a disloyal repulsive little shit, Noah was just doing his own shit, and Oscar just didn't want to be friends anymore, fast forward to end of 2022, she suddenly tries to befriend Lucas after a boy named Shahwaiz threw a water bottle and scared her, she then became a asshole again mid-late 2023, later on they just became enemies again, and Noah and Lucas had complications until it was solved and we both just plain hates Phoebe, ending the 2024 year on a positive note, or is it.

Phoebe would then go after Holly Scott, posting her private stuff and making fun of her, which I think is fucked up because WHY? And then things just stopped, hopefully in the future Phoebe expects no spare fucking change and dies on the street due to starvation.
GD cube finally killed Phoebe Sproule the living piece of shit?! Sweet - Yellow Ball - BFHMA 15a.2
by Digi Al (ScooterWareSystems) September 8, 2025
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