A Wellness Bitch is a phony person who is “passionate” about “holistic” health and wellness. Fat or thin, but all eating dis-ordered if they don’t have one of the FIVE official Eating Disorders, they regurgitate marketing talking points in a cultish manner so as to elevate their own sense of self and appear pure and ”good” while they binge on “bad” foods.
Kathy is such a wellness bitch, she won't go to Shake Shack because they don't have gluten free buns.
by Joan Breibart September 8, 2024
Get the Wellness Bitch mug.Hiding, a form of being a bitch, but tactically.
Invented by some dipshit eight year old in 2017, in Fortnite. Example: Hiding on the edge of a battle-royale storm like a little bitch, (Or running away, like a little bitch.) But with tact.
Invented by some dipshit eight year old in 2017, in Fortnite. Example: Hiding on the edge of a battle-royale storm like a little bitch, (Or running away, like a little bitch.) But with tact.
“I never run, I just tactical retreat and come back.”
“That’s what I’m sayin’, it’s called tactical bitching, it’s great. I made it myself in 2017 during a Fortnite match, look it up.”
“? So how we gon’ look it up?? How we gon-“
“-Uhhh, uhh-”
“That’s what I’m sayin’, it’s called tactical bitching, it’s great. I made it myself in 2017 during a Fortnite match, look it up.”
“? So how we gon’ look it up?? How we gon-“
“-Uhhh, uhh-”
by RAHHH!!!2816 September 19, 2024
Get the Tactical Bitching mug.A person who likes to complain about little stuff, essentially turning an easily solvable issue into a big problem. Blowing things way out of proportion.
Karen orders a sandwich and requests two slices of tomato. Her sandwich only has one slice when she recieved her order. Karen demands to speak to the manager.
K: My order is wrong.
M: Understood ma'am, but what seems to be the issue and can I see the reciept?
K: I asked for two slices of tomato. I only got one. Either I get a new sandwich or I want my refund.
M: Ma'am we can add the other tomato to your order free of charge.
K: I wanted my order correct the first time, no I want a new sandwich and my refund.
M: Sorry ma'am but that hardly warrants a refund.
K: I'm emailing corporate and I'm writing you a horrible review for negligence. *K storms out*
M: What a Bitch Nugget.
K: My order is wrong.
M: Understood ma'am, but what seems to be the issue and can I see the reciept?
K: I asked for two slices of tomato. I only got one. Either I get a new sandwich or I want my refund.
M: Ma'am we can add the other tomato to your order free of charge.
K: I wanted my order correct the first time, no I want a new sandwich and my refund.
M: Sorry ma'am but that hardly warrants a refund.
K: I'm emailing corporate and I'm writing you a horrible review for negligence. *K storms out*
M: What a Bitch Nugget.
by Dragonspirit32 September 23, 2024
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Let me explain something about her to you. She is a Phony Fake Bitch (P.F.B.). You can tell she has her master's degree in being a P.F.B.
by Flusie October 2, 2024
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Get the Barbie bitch mug.Yes, this is the award or term designated to the person who is the best and biggest bitch of the bunch. Something maybe to be proud of...something maybe not to be proud of.
As Cassie had given some handlove to her married boss, intentionally avoided paying her fair share of the dinner tab with her friends, and slept in through her goddaughter's first birthday party, her friends and family awarded her "Best in Bitch" for the year. As predicted, she acted like she had won the trophy years ago....
by von groovy October 13, 2024
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Nah, she didn't do anything. Bitch on fries today, I guess.
Nah, she didn't do anything. Bitch on fries today, I guess.
by BlyLomdi October 24, 2024
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