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sick twisted disturbed fuck

1) Someone whose ribcage you'd like to tear open with the claw end of a hammer so you can defecate in his chest cavity.

2) Somebody who should have his head nailed to the floor while being sodomized with a cheesecloth-sack full of a thousand angry bees.
Zeke: My request for a new chair was rejected because of that sick twisted disturbed fuck. I tell ya, someone ought to force him at gunpoint to face-fuck a wild boar.
by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006
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Fuck shit damn bitch

cocksucker, pussy asshole cunt. motherfucking dirty whore, shat onto my lunch. Piss cunt damn bitch suck my dick Jesus harold christ, shit bitch cocksucker goddamn motherfucker pussy asshole cunt!
Guy 1: Im gonna sing
Guy 2: wut?
Guy 1: Fuck shit damn bitch
Guy 2: oh... fuck
by Indominus67 March 9, 2020
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fuck what cha heard

a term used to say forget what was said or thats a lie. What im telling you right now is real
Boy:(Says to girl) Hey i heard you was a hoe when we goin fuck?

Girl:(Says to boy) You heard i was a HOE?? Boy please u sound stupid. I dont know who told you that but Fuck what cha heard baby boy i aint no hoe.
by Mizz Hollywood Diva December 4, 2007
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Cum guzzling fuck juggler

A person(s) whos sole purpose in life is to chug cum;either from a bottle or directly from the penis; and juggle fuck; as in to cause shit(trouble). This person is often hated by a large amount of people.
"Man, look at karim hitting on that chick, what a cum guzzling fuck juggler
by 8 inch pinch January 4, 2010
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Holy sweet flying fuck

Expression of astonishment popularized by Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys.
Bubbles upon returning from jail, "Holy sweet flying fuck! My shed is full of empty liquor bottles."
by wingfold May 28, 2013
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3 kinds of fucked up

to be extremely intoxicated on at least 3 substances at the same time. can be functioning or passed out.
example: high on Roxy, weed and drunk

Bill: man im high and drunk. i think im going to pass out.

Joe: hit a line of that bump and you'll be on another level

Bill: i about to be 3 kinds of fucked up
by running_scared 123 September 30, 2010
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Where Is My Fuck Bag?

An Expression You Say When You Aren't Interested On What The Other Person Is Saying
Where Is My Fuck Bag?: It's Like You Have a Bag In Which You Keep Your Fucks (Or What Makes You Care) But You Lost It Or Forgot It Home Or Something, As A Result You Don't Care

Person 1: Talks Non Stop About Why He Don't Like His Ex
Person 2: OH WAIT! Dammit I Forgot My Fuck Bag, So I Don't Give A Fuck
Exe2:
Person 1: Mentions Why You Should Buy His Insurance
Person 2: Where's My Fuck Bag?
Person 1: Excuse Me?
Person 2: I'd Like To Give A Fuck But I Can't Find My Fuck Bag!
by Some1One July 28, 2015
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