dick bagging

While in bed, tucking one's penis and balls in the bedsheet, thus forming a cocoon.

I really wish my husband would stop dick bagging the sheets.

by Nog's Nag September 16, 2016

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Dick Suds

The frothy white shit appearing on your shaft/pubic region after vigorously fucking some chick.

Man: "Wow, that was some vigorous fucking!"
Woman: "Yeah, now wipe off them dick suds and vigorously fuck me again!"

by HotLettuce October 29, 2010

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Mustard Dick

When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.

“I want a blue collar man”
“naw they definitely have mustard dick”

by Thatboyfr June 18, 2024

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dick-book

It's like a chick-book, but for guys. It is a very guy-ish book that has to do with a lot of guy stuff. It is something you will see most teenage guys reading.

Kyle: What are you reading?
Kayla: Boys R Us.
Kyle: Sounds like a chick-flick to me.
Kayla: No, a chick-flick is a movie.

Kyle: Then whats the book definition?
Kayla: I don't know, search it up.
Kyle: Got it! It's a chick flick in book form. Books thats usually attract girls aged 12-16.
Kayla: Thanks for sharing! So does that mean your reading a dick-book?

Kyle: A what?
Kayla: You know, it's like a chick-book but since your a guy, its a dick-book. It usually attracts boys aged 13-17

by spiderhaterrrr October 13, 2010

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Dick

A thang that dangles from a males body (or a females body if they are kinda weird) sometimes used to make another thang with a dick, or used in activities such as 69 and pissing and masturbating with ur friends on the hub at a sleepover

Damn girl you really sucked peters fat massive juicy dick

by GimmeDatD March 19, 2023

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