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bare gang shit

When you get jumped by the mandem and you shank the feds bare and still
Person1: Yo bando i put some bare neek in a spliff bare times
Person2: thats bare gang shit
by AdoptedFaggot69 May 3, 2020
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Fuzzy Shit Munchkin

When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.
"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad

"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son
by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020
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Shit

Eww it smell lile shit here...
by YourBanDicktionary May 7, 2020
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Nuclear shit

Normally caused by A drink that is used to kill zombies in COD WAW but can also be used as an anal cleanser. Manufacturer is not responsible for nuked restrooms. therefore PHD flopper is prohibited by casual consumption
Joe: "where's jenny?"
Alex: "she took a swig of PHD flopper which contains prunes, ate some haribo sugar free gummy bears and has been in the hospital ever since"
Joe: "what happened, wait isn't she allergic to prunes?"
Alex: "I heard a fart, then an explosion. I think she might've blown her ass apart. she did say she had to take a nuclear shit"
Joe: "Oh my god!"
(Alex takes a swig of PHD)
Joe: "you didn't just drink that!"
Alex: (stomach gurgles) "Must've been the drink i had" (runs into restroom)
Joe: "MOTHER OF G0-"
(house explodes)
by I h8 nes May 7, 2020
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deep shit

You in some deep shit now son
by ._the.br21 May 7, 2020
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Onna Shit

person 1: who’s on aux?
person 2: that’s Mark onna shit!
by AlohaSnackbars May 8, 2020
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Shit on my clit

Used to express shock, horror or excitement.

Abbreviation - SOMC
Well shit on my clit if I don't look thuglife in a couple of those pictures

Shit on my clit she accepted my friend request !
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