Paying you to poop

Not taking one’s shit that day. No pun intended.

“You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop”

“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”

by Wilksonstilks December 18, 2021

YOU

A person who is very good-looking and definitely not a failure and definitely a great friend : D

Hey YOU! Yes you, I'm talking about you : D

by me want a hamster : D April 13, 2022

let me copy that for you

AKA: LMCTFY
This term is used to identify a dumb-sh** move when making changes to a computer or computing system - basiclay saying "you dumb-sh**". Basically doing something that will clearly not work, such as copying a Windows Computers OS drive to a different computers OS drive by drag and dropping everything, including all system directories, oh, and dont forget checking the "Overwrite" box.
Think ID10T Error

To the person doing the dumb-sh** move: "How about you let me copy that for you"

by AnITGuyWhoMightNotKnow May 12, 2019

Smoke you in front of your girl

Blowing a guy in front of his women

I’ll smoke you in front of your girl!

by FABEJBHUNT November 23, 2021

Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.

Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?

by JizzedOn June 6, 2023

What makes you extraordinary

Nothing. You're all just worthless shit. I don't have to do or be anything to be better than all of you.

Hym "What makes you extraordinary? Welp... Not a worthless YouTube parasite.... Not a retard... Not a woman... It don't take much but it's already too late for some of you. You should kill yourselves immediately. Or kill some kids. Just no that no one will care if you kill yourself and if you kill the kids at least one person will be happy about it."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real

you can't make this shit up bro

by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025