french bike ride

Replacing the seat of a bicycle with a large black dildo; then making some take a ride without pants.

Pierre made Jean-Paul take a french bike ride after he lost the bet.
Being an anal fiend, I enjoy a good french bike ride.

Jeremy Gallegos took Geo on a french bike ride.

by guido20 April 14, 2010

french canadian tuxedo

An all white denim version of the Canadian tuxedo.

I saw some hipsters rocking some sweet french canadian tuxedos the other day. I bet they were off to do some parkour.

by Dr. Chim Richels July 7, 2011

french military victories

French....Victories....hmm what are those?

"france cant win a war"

by Kip March 18, 2005

french hot dog

When a man dips his cock in butter and fucks a chick in the ass while drinking a glass of champagne.

I french hot doged your sister. She prefers unsalted butter and Prosecco. So do I.

by Stevegsf October 17, 2008

blow french kisses

A phrase guaranteed to cure a pesky preteen of sticking her tongue out at you.

If you blow one more french kiss at me, I'll french kiss you for real!

(the kid asks somebody what a french kiss is)

IIIIEEEWUH!

(the kid never speaks to you again, and looks frightened every time she sees you)

by Downstrike October 6, 2004

french kissing life

A life with out worry or stress. A relaxing day to day itinerary.

"French kissing life square in the mouth, sailing out on the sea." - Kenny Chesney.

Celebrities pretend to lead french kissing lives, but that's impossible under public scrutiny.

by mvbrendan July 12, 2006

Total French Move

An act of extreme douchebaggery typified by those individuals raised in the country of France. The act is not confined to those of French speaking origins. However it is best illustrated amongst the French people within their natural habitat, particularly after heavy consumption of chocolate truffle cocktails.

Hey, did that belligerent, hairy French guy just moon those chicks sitting in the park?

Yeah, he did. Total French Move.

by calimochoman July 19, 2011