Balrog's Whip

A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.

1

"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"

2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.

by Leery Loon February 4, 2021

Whip out the plastic

To pay or offer to pay for something using a credit (or debit) card.

Before you whip out the plastic for your next purchase, check whether alternative and cheaper payment methods might be available.

by wzofoz October 20, 2022

Whipped

Being Controlled by ones girlfriend

Nick is VERY VERY WHIPPED by his "significant other", C girl, as he never makes time for his real freinds and is a completley different person.

by Friend of Whipped boy July 20, 2019

whipped

louis tomlinson in y&b

did you hear that louis tomlinson is whipped in that one fanfic

by pillowtalkto1B September 7, 2020

Dole Whip

Using pineapple rings as an Elizabethan collar to accessorize one's junk, meant to be eaten. Can be enhanced with whip cream or cool whip.

Timofy was feeling frisky, so he put on a dole whip.

by bobby.california March 31, 2019

Jingle Whip

A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.

I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.

by Zynodome September 22, 2020

mocha iced capp with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle

The infamous drink and Tim Hortons that can be addicting due to its great flavor.

Meera, u getting ur usual mocha iced capp with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle?

by OkBye777 January 5, 2022