A wet keyboard is when a women bends over and begins removing and incerting the keys of a keyboard into her vagina. The women then masturbates untill she squirts and releases the pieces onto the keyless keyboard.
by DeathByNoodle May 22, 2019
Get the Wet Keyboardmug. Guy: why is there a slit in that tortilla?
Girl: because I want you to eat, now come here and give me a wet taquito.
Girl: because I want you to eat, now come here and give me a wet taquito.
by Jimmy_Changa January 26, 2021
Get the Wet Taquitomug. A highly addictive and dangerous drug consisting
Two lines of cocaine
Three ml of NyQuil
1 shot of ever-clear
4 ounces of cough syrup
Boiled at 200 degrees
3 oz of peyote cacti shavings
1 oz of chloroform
Cannibis indica
Mixed with two pounds of cake badder
And 24 oz of sweet Mexican black tar heroine
Two lines of cocaine
Three ml of NyQuil
1 shot of ever-clear
4 ounces of cough syrup
Boiled at 200 degrees
3 oz of peyote cacti shavings
1 oz of chloroform
Cannibis indica
Mixed with two pounds of cake badder
And 24 oz of sweet Mexican black tar heroine
by Ryazaki Redd January 18, 2018
Get the wet curdlemug. by John lenhoda June 28, 2023
Get the wet stockmug. When you're petting a dog and his leg starts to shake like he is playing the banjo and than he starts to pee.
by drifterking September 28, 2021
Get the wet banjomug. A wet bandaid is annoying and almost completelyuseless. You have to constantly adjust it until you give up and throw it out.
by Robbyn A July 27, 2023
Get the wet bandaidmug. by WetLoanGuy October 25, 2022
Get the wet loansmug.