Wet Keyboard

A wet keyboard is when a women bends over and begins removing and incerting the keys of a keyboard into her vagina. The women then masturbates untill she squirts and releases the pieces onto the keyless keyboard.

I am getting a "Wet Keyboard" from my sister tonight! I CANT WAIT

by DeathByNoodle May 22, 2019

Wet Taquito

When a woman cuts a slit into a tortilla and puts it over her vagina while she receives head.

Guy: why is there a slit in that tortilla?
Girl: because I want you to eat, now come here and give me a wet taquito.

by Jimmy_Changa January 26, 2021

wet curdle

A highly addictive and dangerous drug consisting

Two lines of cocaine
Three ml of NyQuil

1 shot of ever-clear
4 ounces of cough syrup
Boiled at 200 degrees
3 oz of peyote cacti shavings
1 oz of chloroform

Cannibis indica
Mixed with two pounds of cake badder

And 24 oz of sweet Mexican black tar heroine

Redd:Dude Travis OD’d on wet curdle
Jared: damn the way he would’ve wanted
Jackson:he was kang

by Ryazaki Redd January 18, 2018

wet stock

A post used to cum on by a group of friends used for entertainment and fun

Hey man lets do a wet stock tonight!

by John lenhoda June 28, 2023

wet banjo

When you're petting a dog and his leg starts to shake like he is playing the banjo and than he starts to pee.

Kyle was petting the dog when all of a sudden he threw a wet banjo and made a real mess on the rug.

by drifterking September 28, 2021

wet bandaid

A wet bandaid is annoying and almost completelyuseless. You have to constantly adjust it until you give up and throw it out.

Dude you are about as useful as a wet bandaid.

by Robbyn A July 27, 2023

wet loans

When you provide financial assistance to a female in the hopes of engaging in sexual intercourse.

Pat from Chicago is already down $500 on his wet loans to his hot sorority intern.

by WetLoanGuy October 25, 2022