twat on a spoon

The new definition for performing cunninglingus on a partner.

What did you do last night when you left the bar? I had twat on a spoon!!!

by Timothy Roden October 20, 2010

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Total Utter Twat

A total utter twat is someone who despite being frequently told that they aren't funny, continue to make shitty jokes about either boring or sensitive subjects.

John- i went for a 3 mile jog yesterday. 2 laps around Mike's mum!
Mike- Yeah thats hilarious. Even funnier the first 30 times you said it.
John- Your mum needs to rub herself in oil to get out of the bath!
Mike- I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, you total utter twat!

by FresherThanAnApple April 14, 2011

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T.E ( twat eater)

one who eats twat (pussy)

This is the story of the adventures of an adolescent T.E ( twat eater).

by cadetcherry08 January 13, 2008

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itch twitchy twat

When you cross a bad case of thrush and a one night stand with Billy Ray Cyrus

Patient : I have an Itchy Twitchy Twat
Doctor : I told you to stop seeing Billy when you have thrush

by KiNeTiK August 18, 2004

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Coup de twat

The questioning of the validity or veracity of a woman's claim to being a lesbian.

Famous newscaster Les Berkeley performed a coup de twat when he turned to his colleague and said, "Are you sure you're a lesbian Jane, you're not just trying to make a fashion statement?"

by allingoodtaste3 November 27, 2011

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