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High School

The biggest fucking joke ever. A lot of people say high school is going to be the best four years of your life, but it's not, plain and simple. I have nothing left to say about high school other than that it's obnoxious and stupid.
Bob: Hey Bill, do you want to hear a joke?
Bill: Sure!
Bob: High School
Both: (laughter)
by gmanxilver August 17, 2016
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high-sitter

Those tall chairs at the bar that you usually see at the bartender's counter.
I'll get on one of those high-sitters and order myself some vodka.
by FL4ym3Burn June 12, 2018
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Vanilla High

1. n. A bland, socializing institution
2. n. The state of shutting off one's emotions.
1. This community collage feels like vanilla high school.
2. This vanilla high school is like jr. high part 2...
3. If you're going back to vanilla high, well then I guess you've lost your mind.
by You're Not Kablamo September 21, 2010
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Megadong High

a reference to a level of intoxication by marijuana. used only in cases where "really high" or "super fucking high" won't suffice.
"i feel like gravity is like a latex suit we wear that's attached to the center of the earth. and when we move up it just stretches and pulls us down"

"Dude your fucking megadong high"
by Breendo November 9, 2011
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dominican high

A congregation of all the local Catholics who are too socially awkward to go to public school and too weird to attend MUHS or DSHA. Most of the kids that attend Dominican are so dependent on their teachers and their equally retarded classmates that they will fall flat on their face if they end up going to college. Dominican kids are easily spotted in the wild because they usually travel in packs and at least one member of each pack will have dyed hair or a lip piercing. If approaching a wild pack of Dominican kids, do not approach too fast or else you will easily spook them.
Did you see that Dominican high kid?
Who the one with the purple hair or the one with the thrasher t-shirt?
No the one with gages

oh no i didn't see it
by Club122 November 8, 2017
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Andover High

Andover is a small town located in Minnesota, The high school has been nick named the “rich kids, also very similar to andover high in massachusetts we also have a absent amount of black students and our main rival is Anoka,but in reality we are the real A town. from rich parents with millions of money,andover has lots of loaded kids with money to blow on expensive clothes shoes bags and anything designer. Andover is considered the Princeton of anoka hennepin, with it’s new 50 million renovation our school will still be the grand school beating anokas prison walls and coon rapids mini office looking high school, and blaine’s copycat version of anoka high, The kids here fall into a few categories and if you don’t fall into a clique your usually irrelevant, there are different types of popular people ranging from jocks to druggies. Many transfer students come in taxis to school,some from group homes who usually leave in less than a year,because they probably cannot keep up with the extensive style of the Andover kids. Take one of these kids to Anoka High and they’ll have there ass handed to them, in andover they have money popularity and a clique,take them to a new school and they’ll have nothing. point is,only go to andover if your rich. Most kids like to join after school activitys instead of getting drunk or high on a weekend.
“Dude did you see Her new car?”
No dude i havnt,what car is it?”
“it’s a Mercedes
“oh she must be from andover high “
by jerimyajenkinglyn May 18, 2019
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Mile high

to have sex on an airplane or to be very successfull.
«yo that girl has so much money» «yeah she’s mile high»
by mackan August 25, 2020
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