crack jumping

The act of jumping repeatedly, to avoid being shot in a video game as if on crack.

"Man I got pwn3d by that guy, he must be good."
"No, he's just a noob who got lucky crack jumping."

by IRS_Agent July 30, 2008

kamakaze crack

Crack that won't let you smoke it. It jumps into your lighter to kill itself first and ruin your lighter at the same time so you can't smoke anything else.

The damn kamakaze crack jumped into my lighter again. It would rather smoke itself than me smoke it.

by Robyn Whatley February 13, 2008

Nut cracking

the pair of circular objects between the legs being slammed, jagged, slaughtered, bruised and mistreated by a crazy somewhat ratchet female

"That hoe nut cracking the shit out his....dayuuum"

by Kayla young February 5, 2014

crack napkin

adj. A person that far exceeds being a normal asshole.

John is not just an asshole, he is a Crack Napkin

by acglow February 10, 2014

snacker crack

Kieran redington coined this term in april of 2009 when he smoked a bowl of crack from the vagina of a member of the travelling community ( nacker ). He has twice since tried to beat his own record but has failed due to inability to pull.

Omg kieran stop snacker cracking that woman

by batman of the wayne kind March 1, 2015

Legal Crack

Noun- Legal Crack is the red powder that gets on your fingers when eating hot chips.

1) Damn, Brian, can I snuff some of your Legal Crack stash?
2) Some nigga just got some Legal Crack from the white guy behind Walmart.
3) I was once addicted to Legal Crack, until I took an arrow to the knee.

by KevinnatorX March 23, 2016

Crack Monkey

A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.

Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.

by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019