Kim did not want Emily to sleep with Karl, with a "K", so she made up a story about Emily having herpes, so Karl would not fuck her! So then Emily the next day called Kim a pussy blocker, she is a pussy blocking bitch! Then they got into a pillow fight in their underwear and accidentaly kissed...
by Charlie Mann January 25, 2007
by norfitz November 30, 2009
Whenever she hears the sound of the can-opener opening a can, our pussycat comes running to the kitchen. Yes, it's a real pussy magnet!
by Mr. Grey Crow March 10, 2017
Like cock blocked, but for ladies. When something's coming at you, it can be blocked....hence cock blocking. When something is denied access, it's locked out, hence pussy locking. It's a frustrating state, because it's imposed by others.
Male BFF's are usually the biggest culprits for pussy locking their female friends, because they secretly fancy them, and don't want them fucking anyone else but them. Ex boyfriends can also create a pretty unbreakable pussy lock if you happen to be partying in the same venue.
Male BFF's are usually the biggest culprits for pussy locking their female friends, because they secretly fancy them, and don't want them fucking anyone else but them. Ex boyfriends can also create a pretty unbreakable pussy lock if you happen to be partying in the same venue.
"Hey Suze, great night last night wasn't it?"
"No, it wasn't. You kept pussy locking me! I never cock block you! Why do you keep doing this to me?"
"Because I love you......."
(shocked look of absolute disgust)
"........as a friend."
"No, it wasn't. You kept pussy locking me! I never cock block you! Why do you keep doing this to me?"
"Because I love you......."
(shocked look of absolute disgust)
"........as a friend."
by MagickDio April 24, 2010
white cheddar Rice cake snacks that often smell like the vagina of a rotting corpse. however, these are extremely amazing and your taste buds will become huge fans. do not let the awful smell deceive you. "my girlfriend smells like pussy cakes."
by pussycakes 101 June 30, 2010
A God Pussy is a term originating from the popular online subreddit /r/GodPussy. It was created by the Syber Pussy Network as a word used to describe a woman with an exceptional and nearly perfect pussy.
Per the Sub Reddit's definition, there are many different types of God Pussies. The sub reddit typically refers to the hairless "Innie" style pussy however other types of pussies are able to classify as a God Pussy.
Key Traits Of A God Pussy
- Hairless
- Tight
- Pink
- Minimal to no signs of wear and tear
- Cleanliness
Per the Sub Reddit's definition, there are many different types of God Pussies. The sub reddit typically refers to the hairless "Innie" style pussy however other types of pussies are able to classify as a God Pussy.
Key Traits Of A God Pussy
- Hairless
- Tight
- Pink
- Minimal to no signs of wear and tear
- Cleanliness
"Hey John, I heard you banged Alyssa last night. How was it?"
"Dude it was amazing, her pussy was perfect. A true God Pussy for sure"
"Dude it was amazing, her pussy was perfect. A true God Pussy for sure"
by Richard Plinkman January 18, 2019
Military related term referring to sex in a field environment, usually only resorted to in desperation due to the dirty field condition of said pussy.
Joe 1: WTF man, youre like 20 minutes late replacing me for guard?????
Joe 2: Sorry dude, was gettin some tent pussy......
Joe 1: THOUGHT I smelled SPC Joyce.... its all good.
LOL, they caught a couple gettin tent pussy in the dumpster at AIT
Joe 2: Sorry dude, was gettin some tent pussy......
Joe 1: THOUGHT I smelled SPC Joyce.... its all good.
LOL, they caught a couple gettin tent pussy in the dumpster at AIT
by dbldragons December 19, 2010