Steve Urkel

(UK slang) the penis.

these lads jerkin their steve urkel hard rn

by BlitzRain July 27, 2022

Steve wilks once more updated

A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet

Steve wilks once more updated:

Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)

(1 year later)

3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again

(6 months later)

The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory

(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here

*2 years later*

University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks

All the athletes: cries in terror

After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday

(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*

*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)

the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again

by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022

Steve

A finger puppet (raccoon) that many harrass unrentlessly and put through indescribable pain

"Me and my friend beat up steve and play tennis with him as the tennis ball"

by Albertomybeloved July 31, 2022

Steve

A nigga ass bitch boy who went to lacrosse instead of playing fortnite.

Gosh dude, you Le such a Steve.

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Steve

The best babysitter.

Steve can watch the kids.

by Stevesupremecy June 13, 2022

Pulling a Steve

When someone gets over on someone by using coupons, complaining about a meal to get it for free. Being a cheap fk to get a discount by purposely damaging a product or making up a story to get it for free.

That guy just got that meal for free cause he said he didn't want cheese on the burger after he ate half of it. He "pulled a Steve" and got over!

Check it out, she's a Pulling a Steve trying to get a discount on that blouse. She rubbed it on the floor to dirty it to get ten percent off.

by Hayes007 July 4, 2022

Sweaty Steve

A shy young man, compensates for a small peepee by abusing his mates on Fortnite and other online games. He tries to show that he's though by getting 7 kills in in creative, and chats shit to everyone about how good he is, only to get killed right after dropping into a full bot lobby.

Huxley, "Touch Grass!"
Sweaty Steve, "Naaahhh, what do you mean. I killed you 4 times in creative bro". You also got a mad forehead."
Huxley, "Shut up I freaking hate you!"
Steve, *rage quits*

by Random urubaner March 2, 2022