A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.
That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).
Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.
During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'
B 1945
D 1998
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.
That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).
Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.
During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'
B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
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If you see one in the wild DO NOT make eye contact for it will set them into a meth addled rage.
If you see one in the wild DO NOT make eye contact for it will set them into a meth addled rage.
1: Look at the greasy fucking jibb lord over there
2: eww don't let him bite you or you will get HIV
2: eww don't let him bite you or you will get HIV
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Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
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Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.
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