Dick Clutz

when someone regularly and "accidentally" falls on dick.

Emily's such a dick clutz. She fell on a few this weekend.

by Horny Troll July 30, 2017

Yellow Dick

The result a penis turned yellow by the addition of cheese dust brought on from consuming Doritos (or similar) and masturbating, likely induced from boredom

Friend - "Hey man, how was the weekend?"

You - "so boring, ended up with a bad case of yellow dick"

by FiftyOne151 December 1, 2019

sleight of dick

using your dick to do magic

look at that man's sleight of dick

by Lio messi legend January 24, 2021

Tinsel Dick

When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.

That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.

Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Rebound dick

The term for the guy a girl uses to have meaningless sex with after a breakup even though she doesn't like him. The "backup" guy for sex.

Guy: "Hey, how did things go with Tiffany?"
Friend: "Not good. Turns out she just used me as a rebound dick. She didn't really like me."
Guy: "Ah fuck. That's cold."

by PandemicMEM May 19, 2016

Shell-Dicking

The act of evicting a turtle from his home shell via backend penetration such that one's penis becomes the new inhabitant of said shell.

Shell-dicking:
I'd like to shell-dick Yertle the Turtle.
That turtle didn't pay his rent, so I had to shell-dick his ass to the street.

by Auriman May 21, 2018

dick cheney

Weapon of mass destruction

Dick cheney is Bush's puppeteer

by Bill clinton III December 1, 2003