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Captain James Kurland

Commanding officer of Deep Space Nine and Captain of the U.S.S. Defiant as of 2409 onwards.

Voiced by Cryptic staff "Borticus".
Kurland likes to be everywhere in fact, you probably didn't notice, but he is here.
by macOSbyApple May 17, 2022
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Captain Karl

A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.
That cake is called Captain Karl??! Like, OMG. I NEED. TO. TEXT. HIM. NOW.
by rustedspoonsoflove May 8, 2016
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Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.
Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead
by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021
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Captain Robby

As a noun, this phrase is a positive way to identify a pothead.
As a verb, it means to spend a long amount of time to smoke as much weed as you want/have. This is a good way to chill and find yourself again.

History: This phrase is based off a radio host who is AKAed as Captain Robby. His actual identity is unknown, but it is known that he enjoys fun times and PB&J sandwiches during said times o' fun.
Noun: "Dude, you're such a Captain Robby, I love it. Got any extra pot on you?"

Verb: "Hey, man, I'm thinking about 'captain robby'ing it tomorrow. I just need to relax, I'm too stressed, I need just one day where I can smoke as much weed as I want."

Other: "Make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and bring it down to the station and win our grand prize!"
by funckyfrush January 17, 2008
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assistant captain

A person on a sports team who helps the captain but is still below his power.
by Ibby_Libby June 6, 2014
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Road Captain's Favour

The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.
Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."
by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021
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captain miller

When you eat a pussy that hasn't been cleaned. Much like a pirate who haven't bathed a Captain Miller really stinks
Damn! That girl is a "10/10 would tap" but she's got a captain miller so I'll pass on the tapping...
by Tan albino "ajc" May 14, 2015
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