nerd bitch

(N.) Someone who is academically talented and intelligent yet doesn’t know how to act in general. It’s okay tho. The nerd bitch definitely found the one to love and the one who loves you. The nerd bitch loves the significant other a whole lot more than he loves her tho. My love for 🐢 is inelastic because he’s my necessity :) lym

Wow she’s a nerd bitch. But I’m a dumbass.

by hiyoko November 6, 2019

nerd nipples

Nerd nipples are when someone's nipples are as small as nerds candy.

Bitch you got nerd nipples, they're so bite size I can eat them up like nerds candy.

by BrowneyePinkstink December 19, 2015

Nerd-glow

(n) The faint to bright, shade-changing glow that is cast upon a person who is using a computer in the dark, typically associated with computer 'nerds'.

John: "Jim, can you turn down the brightness on that screen? The nerd-glow is disrupting our movie."

Jim: "Hold on, I almost beat this level"

by Neil@RateSavvy February 18, 2011

True Nerd

A true Nerd can qoute every star wars movie has at least herd of startrek and watches the big bang theory, has seen any star wars show no matter what age,

You are a True Nerd

by Your avarage slave owner March 4, 2020

Nerd Graffiti

1) Odd boxes with arrows that need to be generated into Visio diagrams later at tech companies. Wipe/White board sessions where.

2) What a non-technical manager thinks of Visio diagram planning sessions or any thing 'technical' related like servers, hardware, application flow, Datacenter diagram related.

"Hey we probably need to get some Nerd Graffiti on this issue before we move forward".
Translation:
"We should have a meeting in your office over this problem and write out on the white board which servers and network components are at risk or a problem or what we need to design for the future.

by Spodie February 27, 2011

nerd turding

verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area

i heard that jamal is a real freak he went to that girl's house the other day to go nerd turding

by peaches87 April 14, 2010

Nerd Swag

1) being cool among the nerds, (with merch, skill, or knowledge) as to emulate the confidence and boss-ness of the "swag" popular kids
2) the element of nerd confidence, derived from his or her fandom (and knowledge of that fandom)
3) jokingly used when someone is trying to have "swag" but everyone knows they're a total nerd

1) person A: "woah, did you see him just blast through the whole of assassin's creed in like, 15 minutes? That's insane!”
Person B: " didn't you know? He's a master of the nerd swag"

by fall_out_panic_at_the_chemical May 21, 2015