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Ninja Monkeys

minions of evil usally working for little more than bananas
good samuri: i will defete you!!

bad samuri: we'll see if you can get past my NINJA MONKEYS!!!
by Matt-man September 17, 2004
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Bench Monkey

Someone who has abnormally large pecs, most likely to the Bench Press being their most commonly used piece of equipment at a Gym.

A bench monkey will have The Incredible Hulk's chest and Uma Thurman's body.

Frowned upon at gyms, they are almost laughed at even by Guidos for occasionally taking roids despite the fact they lack all other muscles.
- Man walks into Gym does bench press leaves -

Tony says: Damn, what a Bench Monkey.

- Man overhears this, comes back in, and tries to lift a man's Bicep Curl Bar from the floor and fails before walking out -

Tony says: That's what I thought.
by R3POWER October 30, 2009
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Counter Monkey

People who always sit at the counter in a trendy coffee house.
Zookeeper: Those two hippies are always at the counter staring blindly at the espresso machine!
Mike: Yeah, they are such counter monkeys.
by Val April 9, 2002
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monkey walk

the way you walk when you go to take a shit and then realize that there is no toilet paper so you have to half squat and waddle to go get more toilet paper in order to keep shit from spreading all over your ass.
Eric: Dude theres no fuckin toilet paper in the bathroom
Karl: There was some TP in my room
Eric: Yeah I know, I did the monkey walk to grab it so I didnt get shit all over my ass
by E-Janks March 14, 2010
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grep monkey

1. Someone who performs mundane tasks everyday, just like a white blood cell. The "Fodder Consciousness" Theory.
2. Someone good at looking for a needle in a hay stack.
3. Grep Grok's biatch.
4. A person who is always searching for and finding answers.
1. Behind every great mind....there is a grep monkey.
2. What looks to be a long day gets much easier when you have a grep monkey around.
3. I told you what I need, now get to it you grep monkey.
4. Nothing gets past that grep monkey.
by AdZd January 28, 2007
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Masterbating Monkey

A primate creature who masterbates.

"Monkey Masterbation Spotting" has become a hobby in the South American State of illinois. A well known competitor in the sport of of Monkey Masterbation Spotting is Fred Phelps, a very vocal and fanatically religeous biggot.
The monkey wrapped his primate hand around his primate pink penis, and masterbated furiously untill he fell out of his tree. Fred Phelps watched in glee as he photographed the event so he could show the pictures to his family.
by Gordon Freeman October 31, 2004
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monkey face

The act of 'blowing' your man juice onto your ladies face, at which point you 'decorate' the said ladies mess with artfully concealed pubic hair- 'hey presto' MONKEY FACE
Not yet heard of a successful 'application' - guaranteed to get you the sack, could be used as a last 'hurrah'as in a girl you're fed up with;'Do you fancy a Monkey Face?' ...'what's that?..'I'll show you'hey presto-freedom!!
by Jabba, London August 22, 2006
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